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Culture · April 22, 2020

Commonly Used Italian Curse Words and Insults

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Italian has many swear words and insults. Their force varies with the speaker, relationship, region and situation.

One of the most fascinating things about swearing in Italian is that the vocabulary is so vast, rich and colorful.

This guide explains words you may hear in films, conversations or writing, including their register. Recognition is useful; using an insult can seriously offend someone.

Note: This post may contain terms that are inappropriate for some readers.

Cazzo – F*ck

In Italian, the word cazzo literally means “dick”, and is commonly used not only to express anger, but also as an exclamation of surprise, disappointment or even appreciation. It is extremely common, and it remains vulgar and is not necessary for speaking naturally. 

Cazzo is pronounced /ˈkattso/. It can intensify a question, but the result is vulgar and may sound aggressive:

  • Chi (who):

Chi cazzo credi di essere?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

  • Che (what):

Che cazzo dici?

What the fuck are you saying?

  • Dove (where):

Dove cazzo vai?

Where the fuck are you going?

  • Quando (when):

Quando cazzo torni?

When the fuck are you coming back?

  • Perché (why):

Perché cazzo non me l’hai detto?

Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?

’Sto cazzo is a vulgar, colloquial phrase involving the shortened form of questo. Its meaning depends on context; it is not a neutral conversational filler.

Minchia, /ˈmiŋkja/, is a feminine vulgar noun associated especially with Sicilian and southern usage, though heard elsewhere. It overlaps with cazzo in many uses, but regional tone and idioms differ.

For example:

Che minchia stai dicendo? / Che cazzo stai dicendo?

What the fuck are you saying?

Both are vulgar. Avoid them in formal or polite interaction. They can appear in informal writing, dialogue and quotations, so “never acceptable in writing” would be too broad.

Softer alternatives:

Cavolo (“cabbage”) is a mild euphemistic substitute. It is much less vulgar than cazzo, although a polite formal setting may still call for different wording.

Others substitutes for the vulgar expression cazzo are: 

cacchio

pronounced /kakkjo/, which is an agricultural term that indicates the sprouts of vines

cactus

a spiny, leafless plant

Kaiser

emperor in German

cazzarola

a colloquial euphemistic exclamation (cookware: casseruola)

caspita

corresponds to “wow”, and is totally inoffensive. Its diminutive caspiterina is also very common

Note that cacchio and cazzarola retain a teeny tiny little dose of cursing.

Vaffanculo – F*ck off, f*ck you, go f*ck yourself

Vaffanculo is a strongly offensive dismissal, roughly “fuck off” or “fuck you.” Its effect depends on context, but it is not a casual polite way to ask someone to leave.

The expression comes from the regional phrase va’ a fare in culo. Translate its idiomatic effect as “fuck off” rather than the misleading literal “go fuck someone.” The shortened fanculo is also vulgar.

There are different ways to say fuckoff in Italian. You may happen to hear:

vai a dar via il culo

an exhortation to have a passive anal intercourse

va’ a farti fottere

literally: go let someone fuck you

vai a prenderlo in culo

go take it up your ass

vattelo a pigliare in culo

go take it up your ass

vai a cagare

literally means “go take a shit”

All the above examples are equivalent to vaffanculo.

Here are some clean alternatives:

vaffanbagno

a playful euphemistic dismissal involving bagno (bathroom/bath)

vaffanbrodo playful euphemistic dismissal involving brodo (broth)
vaffancuore playful euphemistic dismissal involving cuore (heart)

vai a quel paese

go to that village

vai a dormire

go to sleep

vai a casa

go home

vai a farti un giro

go for a walk

Vaffanculo a chi t’è morto is an especially offensive expression targeting someone’s deceased relatives. It is included here for recognition, not as a recommended way to address someone.

Porca puttana – Bloody hell, damn, dammit

Porca puttana is a strongly vulgar exclamation of anger or frustration. English equivalents such as “damn it” or “bloody hell” may be milder in some contexts; they are approximate translations.

For example: 

Porca puttana, guarda dove vai!

Damnit, watch where you’re going!

Troia, zoccola and mignotta can also function as vulgar, degrading sexual insults. They are not neutral synonyms to use about a person.

If you want to use a clean version, say porca miseria, which means “pig misery/pig poverty”. The word porca (pig, pork) is not very elegant indeed, but it is not so dirty either. Porca miseria is an acceptable expression in Italian. 

I’ve heard people say porca pupazza (pig puppet), porca paletta (pig shovel), porca puzzola (pig skunk) and porca trota (pig trout). Porca vacca (pig cow) and porca zozza (pig dirty) can be used too, but they are not completely clean, as the terms vacca and zozza are commonly used to mean whore. 

Merda – Shit

How comprehensive of a list of swear words could this be without some way to say “shit” in Italian? Merda overlaps with “shit” in many English uses; the force depends on context.

Accidenti, perbacco and accipicchia are milder exclamations roughly like “darn,” “good grief” or “goodness.” Some sound old-fashioned; they do have expressive meanings.

Merda! Ho dimenticato il telefono in casa!

Shit, I forgot my phone at home!

Accidenti! Ho dimenticato il telefono in casa!

Man, I forgot my phone at home!

(Mi) hai rotto i coglioni, (mi) hai rotto il cazzo – You’re being really fucking annoying 

Mi hai rotto i coglioni literally means “you have cracked my balls”. You can replace i coglioni with il cazzo, if you like.  

Similar expressions are:

mi hai fatto girare i coglioni

 literally translates to “you have turned my balls”

mi hai cagato il cazzo

meaning “a crude phrase expressing that someone has annoyed you”

All the above expressions refer to someone being really, really annoying. 

Palle (balls), balle (bales), marroni (chestnuts), cocomeri (watermelons) and zebedei (bollocks) are slightly nicer ways of saying coglioni. Less vulgar alternatives are scatole (boxes) and i cosiddetti (the so-called). 

For example:

Mi hai proprio rotto i coglioni!

You’re breaking my fucking balls!

Mi hai proprio rotto le scatole / Mi hai rotto i cosiddetti!

You’re so annoying!

Non dire cazzate/minchiate/puttanate/stronzate – Don’t talk bullshit!

Cazzata, minchiata, stronzata and puttanata correspond to bullshit in English, and indicate a lie or something stupid. If you want to use a clean alternative, substitute them with cavolata, stupidaggine or fesseria, which mean nonsense. 

For example:

Non dire cazzate!

Don’t talk bullshit!

Non dire cavolate/fesserie/stupidaggini!

Don’t talk rubbish!

Figa – C*nt

Figa means cunt in Italian. It is slang for “vagina”. As an exclamation, it can express anything from surprise to disappointment, frustration and extreme satisfaction. 

For example:

Figa, ho detto di no! 

I fucking said no!

As an interjection, figa is particularly associated with some northern varieties, including Lombardy. Frequent use in a group does not make it neutral in every setting.

As an adjective, figo/figa can mean cool, attractive or impressive. It agrees with the noun and can describe a person or thing: un film figo, una macchina figa. It is informal; the feminine form may sound more sexual in some contexts.

 

Gnocca is a vulgar or objectifying term for an attractive woman, heard in several regions. It is not a neutral compliment.

Suca – Suck my d*ck

Suca, or succhia, roughly translates to “suck my cock” or “suck my dick”. It is a very raunchy, rude and offensive expression, especially when accompanied by a vulgar hand gesture that mimics the classic head-push during oral sex.

Suca is especially associated with Sicilian usage; standard Italian succhia means “suck.” As an insult, the expression is sexually vulgar and aggressive.

 

Italian insults and their register

There is no universal ranking of offensiveness: tone and context matter. Many adjectives change -o to -a for feminine reference, but compound nouns such as rompicoglioni, cagacazzo and leccaculo keep their form; the article changes.

Sfigato – Loser 

In the most basic sense, sfigato means “loser”, and can be used to refer to someone who is uncool, dorky, clumsy, hapless or very unlucky. 

For example:

Sei uno sfigato! / Sei una sfigata!

You’re a loser!

Faccia di culo – Assface

Faccia di culo is vulgar. It can suggest shamelessness or brazen nerve, rather than simply directness. The noun faccia stays feminine regardless of the person described.

It doesn’t change according to gender.

Rincoglionito

Rincoglionito/a is a vulgar insult for someone perceived as confused or foolish; it can also have age-related, disparaging associations. Rimbambito/a is less vulgar but can still be insulting, while stordito/a means dazed or absent-minded.

Ti sei rincoglionito?! / Ti sei rincoglionita?!

Are you out of your mind?

Rompicoglioni – Ball breaker, ballbuster, pain in the ass

Rompicoglioni corresponds to “ballbuster”, “ball breaker” and “pain in the ass” in English. It indicates someone that bothers you, or annoys you.

Clean alternatives are rompiscatole, literally box breaker, and spina nel fianco, which has its almost literal equivalent in “a thorn in my side”. Rompicoglioni is invariable. For example:

Paolo è un gran rompicoglioni / Sara è una gran rompicoglioni

Paolo is a pain in the ass / Sara is a pain in the ass.

Paolo è un gran rompiscatole / Sara è una gran rompiscatole

Paolo is such a nuisance / Sara is such a nuisance.

Cagacazzo 

Cagacazzo comes from the abovementioned expression “mi hai cagato il cazzo”, and refers to someone who is being really irritating and annoying. It is invariable. 

For example:

Matteo è proprio un cagacazzo

Matteo is a real fucking pain-in-the-ass.

Alessia è proprio una cagacazzo

Alessia is a real fucking pain-in-the-ass.

Morto di figa – Poonhound

Morto di figa is a vulgar and derogatory expression for a man portrayed as obsessively pursuing sex or women. Its force is approximately “sex-obsessed guy”; it is not a neutral description of sexual interest.

Roberto è un morto di figa

Roberto sure is a poonhound.

Segaiolo – Wanker

Segaiolo has its almost literal equivalent in the English term “wanker”, literally “one who masturbates”. It is a vulgar, offensive insult, used to refer to a very unpleasant man.

Leccaculo – Ass l*cker

Leccaculo literally means “ass licker”, and refers to someone who behaves obsequiously not because they are genuinely nice and caring, but for their own advantage, in order to gain favor. It corresponds to “kiss-ass” in English and is invariable.

A softer version is leccapiedi, which means feet licker.

Mezza sega – Pipsqueak

Sega is handjob in Italian. Mezza sega literally translates to “half a saw”, but actually means pipsqueak. It indicates someone who is insignificant and unimportant. 

It is also used to say that you suck at something. For example:

Sono una mezza sega in matematica

I suck at math / I’m rubbish at math.

A clean alternative is mezza calzetta, which means half sock.

Coglione – Idiot

Coglione is, perhaps, the most common insult that Italians of all ages like to use against each other. It literally translates to testicle. Saying that someone is a coglione means that they are inept, stupid, unintelligent and contemptibly naïve.

It corresponds to dumbass, dummy and idiot in English. Softer synonyms include asino (donkey), somaro (donkey) and fessacchiotto (silly).

For example:

Sei un coglione! / Sei una cogliona!

You’re such an idiot!

Sei un fessacchiotto! / Sei una fessacchiotta!

 You’re so silly!

Cazzone, minchione – Idiot

Cazzone and minchione literally mean big penis, and can be used as direct insults. They are another way to say idiot, dolt and chump in Italian. Remember to change the ending when referring to a female. For example:

Sei un cazzone/minchione / Sei una cazzona/minchiona

You’re such an idiot!

Frocio, ricchione, culattone, rottinculo – Faggot

These are homophobic slurs, included only so readers can recognize discriminatory language. Finocchio also means the vegetable fennel, but used about a person it can be an offensive anti-gay slur; it is not a polite alternative.

Cornuto – Cuckold

Cornuto literally means horned, and refers to a man whose wife is cheating on him. It is extremely offensive in southern Italy. Expect to get a lot of anger back if you say it.

Stronzo – Asshole, bastard, mean

A fairly common Italian insult is stronzo, which corresponds to “asshole” in English. It is widely used to indicate that somebody is a bad, cruel, despicable and detestable person. Stronza, feminine, corresponds to “bitch”. 

Stronzo is turd in English, which means piece of excrement. If you want to make it even stronger, say stronzo malcagato, which literally translates to “badly shat turd”. 

The best thing to do if you want to avoid saying stronzo is to use brutta persona (bad person) or something more specific, like insensibile (insensitive). For example:

Sei proprio uno stronzo! / Sei proprio una stronza!

You’re such an asshole!

Sei proprio una brutta persona!

You’re such a bad person!

You may encounter playful sound substitutions such as struzzo or strombolo. These are not reliable neutral synonyms, and their interpretation depends on context.

Pezzo di merda – Piece of shit

Pezzo di merda corresponds to “piece of shit”, and its meaning is similar to stronzo. It indicates an awful, horrible, deplorable person.

For example:

A slightly better synonym is pezzo di fango, literally piece of mud, which is still very offensive.

Testa di cazzo, testa di minchia – Dickhead, prick

If you ever come to Italy, you will hear the word cazzo a lot. Testa di cazzo and testa di minchia correspond to “dickhead”, and are commonly used to indicate an unkind, unpleasant and bad-mannered person. 

As mentioned previously, a clean version of cazzo is cavolo (cabbage). Replace testa di cazzo with testa di cavolo, then, if you want to sound less rude. 

Figlio di puttana – Son of a bitch

Figlio di puttana is a strong insult literally meaning “son of a prostitute.” The standard English equivalent is “son of a bitch.”

Insults targeting family can be especially hurtful, but reactions differ by person. There is no single “most insulting” expression shared by everyone.

Figlio di buona donna, literally meaning “son of a good woman”, sounds like a more polite synonym, but is frequently used sarcastically.  

For example:

Quel figlio di puttana mi ha rubato l’autoradio

That son of a bitch stole my car radio

Quel figlio di buona donna mi ha rubato l’autoradio

That so-called “son of a good woman” stole my car radio (sarcastic euphemism).

Blasphemous swears

Blasphemous swears target religious figures or beliefs and can be especially offensive to some listeners. Their impact varies with personal beliefs and the situation.

Some regional speech communities use blasphemous expressions frequently. This does not make them harmless or acceptable to everyone in that region.

These explanations can help you recognize offensive language and understand its tone. The examples are not a recommendation to insult people.

Remember that swearing may significantly vary from region to region, and even from province to province in Italy. In this post, I have mainly focused on swearwords and insults that are commonly used in standard Italian.